desmond delewis

desmond

Desmod DeLewis just flew in from Spain, and boy are his arms tired...from playing guitar a lot. As far as the flight's concerned, I think he's just a bit jet-lagged. Desmond could have traveled to our great shores by boat, over an ocean of tears wept out through the sad eyes of his teenage fans. Not only does this frail and soft-spoken gent define the quintessential "sad sack," but it's been said that every time he strums his classical guitar, somewhere in the world, a heartbroken woman wistfully leaps from her balcony (this has yet to be proven).